A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
"I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?"
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
2007-01-23 07:50:33 · 16 answers · asked by aznlakersmaniac 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yup that's right! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
2007-01-23 08:12:53 · update #1
happy birthday.
2007-01-23 07:55:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definately Happy Birthday
2007-01-23 08:03:08 · answer #2 · answered by Fantasy686 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy birthday
2007-01-23 08:14:40 · answer #3 · answered by L.L.L. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday to you..
Happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong-Miller...
Happy Birthday to you
2007-01-23 07:55:35 · answer #4 · answered by Althea Weiss 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha the old ones are the Best
G got it right - Its Happy birthday
To the lady who didnt get it - sing happy birthday. LOL
2007-01-23 07:57:04 · answer #5 · answered by Tim2Die 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sing of solid issues no longer undesirable, sing of happy no longer unhappy. Sing, Sing a song, sing it straightforward to final the whole night long. do no longer concern if its no longer solid adequate for every person else to take heed to, purely sing, sing a song.
2016-11-01 02:37:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i'd say the song that has anyones name in it. The Happy birthday song?
2007-01-23 07:58:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cumpleanos Feliz
2007-01-23 07:59:04 · answer #8 · answered by graciegirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy birthday. It is a real song and you can put anyone's name in there.
2007-01-23 07:54:32 · answer #9 · answered by answerman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of a similar joke about a Frank Sinatra song. I can't remember it...but the punch-line is something to do with Farmer Jack..........(From a jack to a king?)
Never mind. Congrats to all those who got the right answer. I didn't....
2007-01-23 07:58:06 · answer #10 · answered by lou b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋