woman walks into mercedes dealership.she browses then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. as she bends to feel the fine leather seats,a small fart escapes her.embarrassed,she looks around to see if anyone noticed. a sales rep turns to her and says " good day madam, how may i help you?" " what is the cost of this beautiful car"? she asks. the rep replies," i'm afraid to say if you farted just touching it, you'll sh*t yourself when you hear the price!"
2007-01-23 07:27:47 · 27 answers · asked by mine of useless information 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao!
2007-01-23 07:31:36 · answer #1 · answered by Me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-23 07:32:34 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one. She might get diarrhea when she asks the cost of taxes, tittle, tags, and insurance! And forget about gas.
2007-01-23 07:31:27 · answer #3 · answered by Reese e 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL awesome...
....never heard that one either, nice to hear a unique joke every once in awhile.
2007-01-23 07:46:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that was semi-funny, i got a lil laugh out of it
2007-01-23 07:31:52 · answer #5 · answered by BeachLvr2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, this is yahoo! "Answers" where you ask questions and you get answers. this is not a jokers chat room
get some better jokes and then mabye i will apritiat you!!!!
2007-01-23 07:35:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHh that was funny 10/10
2007-01-23 07:31:28 · answer #7 · answered by graciegirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-23 07:35:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it...what is the question???
or are u asking if it is funny? cuz then i would sya yes...
2007-01-23 07:31:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a wind up ? hahaha
2007-01-23 08:03:51 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha funny
2007-01-23 07:32:26 · answer #11 · answered by beth 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋