woman walks into mercedes dealership.she browses then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. as she bends to feel the fine leather seats,a small fart escapes her.embarrassed,she looks around to see if anyone noticed. a sales rep turns to her and says " good day madam, how may i help you?" " what is the cost of this beautiful car"? she asks. the rep replies," i'm afraid to say if you farted just touching it, you'll **** yourself when you here the price!"
2007-01-23
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