I have one- Yo momma is so stupid she makes George W. Bush Look Smart!!
Name all the ones you know!!
2007-01-23 07:03:20 · 12 answers · asked by xoxMeaghanoxo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Yo momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo momma's so stupid, when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.
Yo momma's so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo momma's so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought asphalt was a skin disease.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.
Yo momma's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all accidents occur around the home, she moved.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from a ********.
Yo momma's so stupid, she asked you what the number for 911 was.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggy Dogg's holiday album.
Yo momma's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
Yo momma's so stupid, I saw her standing on an empty bus.
Yo momma's so stupid, her brain cells are on the endangered species list.
Yo momma's so stupid, her brain cells die alone.
Yo momma's so stupid, it take her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo momma's so stupid, it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
Yo momma's so stupid, it take her a half hour to make minute rice.
Yo momma's so stupid, it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo momma's so stupid, it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus.
Yo momma's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the $1.00 store.
Yo momma's so stupid, she asked for help to use hamburger helper.
Yo momma's so stupid, she asked you what is the number for 911.
Yo momma's so stupid, she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma's so stupid, she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma's so stupid, she called a 7-11 to ask when they closed!
Yo momma's so stupid, she called the cocaine hot line to order some.
Yo momma's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo momma's so stupid, she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma's so stupid, she couldn't read an audio book.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gets lost in thought.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got locked in Food Mart and half starved.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shootout.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours.
Yo momma's so stupid, she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma's so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle complaining it was broken!
Yo momma's so stupid, she sat on a window ledge thinking she'd get framed.
Yo momma's so stupid, she saw a sign that said Wet Floor so she did!
Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!
Yo momma's so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma's so stupid, she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma's so stupid, she stole free bread.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet!
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Lionel Riche was a kid with trians.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought O.J. Simpson some kind of fruit juice.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was where to pay a phone bill.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought a hot meal is stolen food.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund!
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was change.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought innuendo was an Italian suppository.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought manual labor was a Mexican!
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the stereo.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on soul Train.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought socialism means partying!
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought softball was a venereal disease!
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a job cutting grass offshore.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide and jumped off the curb.
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone.
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo momma's so stupid, she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
Yo momma's so stupid, she went swimming to a car pool.
2007-01-23 07:10:10 · answer #1 · answered by RWO 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yo momma is so dumb she bought a solar powered flashlight
Yo momma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers liscence
Yo momma is so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade
Yo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said "one at a time please"
Yo momma is so smelly that speed stick slowed down and stopped
2007-01-23 08:36:22 · answer #2 · answered by vistascoolyesindeed 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat that when she went to the beach, she's the only one to get a tan.
Yo momma so stupid she got fired from M&M's for throwing out the W's.
Yo momma so fat she tried out for "Grease" but quit when they said that they didn't have a deep fryer.
2007-01-23 07:17:39 · answer #3 · answered by Maverick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out!
Yo momma so bald u can see whats on her mind.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
2007-01-23 07:16:31 · answer #4 · answered by softballcutie08 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so stupid that when she was signin a job application is said "DO NOT WRITE BELOW THE DOTTED LINE" and she wrote "OKAY"
Yo momma is so ugly when she was born her mom said "wow what a treasure" and her dad said "ya lets go bury it"
2007-01-23 07:09:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is like a george forman grill, you put in a bit of meat and creash runs down the sides
2007-01-23 07:10:08 · answer #6 · answered by superstar tradesman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's sooooooo old that someone told her to act her age and she died.
2007-01-23 07:08:18 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Petlover♥ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your momma's so fat when she puts on a red dress and walks outside all the kids yell "KOOL-AID" and run after her.
Also,
Your momma's so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house.
2007-01-23 07:08:28 · answer #8 · answered by Hobbes 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma so fat she lives in two zip codes.
HA!! Geez, RW wins hands down...Funny too
2007-01-23 07:08:05 · answer #9 · answered by Luvatlanta 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat that before God said "Let there be light" he said "Get your fat *** out the way"
2007-01-23 07:10:39 · answer #10 · answered by HeadAche 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mommas so fat she had to widen her house so she could fit i it
2007-01-23 07:16:32 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋