I have 2 best friends clarissa and lynn (ugly lynn), The other day I had a dream we were driving and we got an a car accident, died and we went to heaven, Up there we saw an angel who told us, u can do anything u like as long as u dont step on the ducks or something bad will happen to u, so we're like "Okay". The next day clarissa and lynn came over to my place and I had a UGLY man "what happened they asked?" I said "Well I stepped on a duck and this is what I got." The next day me and lynn went over clarissa's place and she had A even UGLIER man than mine, "what happened we asked?" clarrissa answered "I stepped on 2 ducks." The day after that we went to lynn's place and she had a FINE man, clarissa and I were conused so we asked "what how did u get a good lookin man?" b4 she said anything, her man said "I stepped on three ducks!"
2007-01-23 06:59:46 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
fyi, this is just a joke. clarissa and lynn are not real.
2007-01-23 07:00:30 · update #1
So.....is Lynn really that ugly?
2007-01-30 16:08:53 · answer #1 · answered by MACGUYVER 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go Lynn! Loved the joke! Opposites do attract!
2007-01-30 08:46:29 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds familiar. I dont have very many mirrors anymore.. I tell my friends its too dangerous around the wee ones, but truth be told.. they all laughed at me as I walked past, so I ditched em all. (da mirrors, dat is,, -not da kids.--{YET}) ps. sad to see you constantly preparing 4 deletion.. Im sure yr fans appreciate the new URLs .. I do, <3 ya.
2016-05-24 01:28:17 · answer #3 · answered by Sandra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute and funny! 8/10!
2007-01-23 07:13:09 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They should have been real people 2 b offended.
2007-01-23 07:57:33 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you i hope i can go on and keep away from ducks
2007-01-23 07:39:56 · answer #6 · answered by Tarek D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ugly lynn! rofl `
lucky lynn`!
2007-01-31 06:55:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!
Im falling in the floor right now!
I think im going 2 burst a gut!
got anymore?
2007-01-23 07:03:09 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah i heard this one b4..but after hearing it for the second time..its not funny anymore
2007-01-23 07:44:45 · answer #9 · answered by aznlakersmaniac 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a good joke.Very funy funy funy.LOL LOL
2007-01-30 08:07:45 · answer #10 · answered by fire 3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋