These are signs/slogans written for various occupations...Enjoy!
Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you pick your nose!"
On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
2007-01-23 06:38:36 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love them! Thanks. That really brightened up my day. Things to say to make people laugh: You are unique; just like everyone else., The voices inside my head tell me that I'm completely sane... Hmmm I just ran out. Thanks again!
2007-01-23 07:03:31 · answer #1 · answered by Evevumeimei 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-05-24 01:23:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great signs. Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-23 06:43:21 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maternity room door is the best one.
Followed by Veterinarian's office.
All are somewhat funny.
And maybe if you can change the funeral home one to "Drive Carefully. We're not going anywhere."
2007-01-23 06:46:43 · answer #4 · answered by kid_rock 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny!!! Loved the plumber one the best!!
2007-01-23 06:45:45 · answer #5 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A kind of a mixed bag. I liked the Vet one best.
2007-01-23 06:56:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
FUNNY!!! 10/10
2007-01-23 07:55:17 · answer #7 · answered by casey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, there pretty funny
2007-01-23 06:43:09 · answer #8 · answered by kmonk_08 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha funny
2007-01-23 06:53:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Really funny, lol.
2007-01-23 07:52:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋