a polish man married an english woman.married for about 6 months the man who couldnt speak english very well went to a solicitor and asked for a divorce.the solicitor said to him it will depend on the reason he then asked him the following q's.
you must read this now as if you were polish ok.
sol''' have you any grounds''
pole''yes an acre and a half and a nice house''
sol''no i mean what is the foundation (for this case)'
pol'it made of concrete'
sol''i dont think you understand does either of you have a real grudge'
pol'no we have a carport'
sol'no i mean how are your relations'
pol''my relations are in poland''
sol''is there infidelity in your marriage''
pol''we have hi-fidelity stereo and good dvd player''
sol''does your wife beat you up''
pol''no i am always up before her''
sol'is your wife a nagger'
pol'no shes white'
sol'why do you want this divorce'
pol''she try to poison me she buy bottle from chemist and left on bath i read label and it said POLISH REMOVER'
2007-01-23 06:10:03 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha pretty good.
2007-01-23 06:14:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10
2007-01-27 13:15:33 · answer #2 · answered by qwerty123456 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny. 9/10!
2007-01-23 14:42:32 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha cute 9/10
2007-01-23 15:31:04 · answer #4 · answered by nybabyblu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one and new to me 10/10
2007-01-23 14:51:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've read this joke on Y! Answers before.
2007-01-26 06:53:08 · answer #6 · answered by Peekok [TG] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit long winded but not bad lol :D
2007-01-25 17:34:55 · answer #7 · answered by Deathwish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was she trying to polish him off ? hahaha
2007-01-23 15:04:32 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny! my 2 neighbours are polish people lol that was funny
2007-01-23 14:30:11 · answer #9 · answered by ricky d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-24 06:04:54 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* ha ha *.. that is a really good one, and honestly yes english is hard, if you don't already know it.. but that was hilarious, polish remover.. thanks for the laugh.. :)
2007-01-23 14:41:31 · answer #11 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋