2007-01-23 06:02:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What's Up Doc?
A guy says, "Doctor, Doctor! Help me, I keep thinking I'm getting smaller!"
Doctor replies, "Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
Or:
Nurse Doctor Doctor Nurse
Nurse: Doctor, Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room!
Doctor: Well, go in there and tell him I can't see him!!
2007-01-23 06:10:08 · answer #1 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guy goes to the eye doctor and is goofing around in the eye exam room and gets a little rowdy..Doctor comes in the room, looks around and goes back to the Nurse. The Nurse asks him about the patient, the Doctor replied well he was acting like a jerk, fell into the lense grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself. Hope you get it....old joke but I love it (first saw it on Happy Days-yep I am old)
<(©¿©)>
2007-01-23 20:42:06 · answer #2 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Patient- "Doctor doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me"
Doctor- "Next!"
2007-01-23 14:33:45 · answer #3 · answered by kangaroo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doc, doc
i feel like a trash can
dont talk rubbish
2007-01-27 08:24:17 · answer #4 · answered by *Account Deleted* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but I like to play Doctor!...wanna be my patient!
2007-01-28 08:31:08 · answer #5 · answered by ragesteen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Il b ur nurse Ragesteen....... We can play docs and nurses
2007-01-29 05:58:22 · answer #6 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
doctor , doctor i feel like a curtain ..........................pull yourself together man....
2007-01-27 21:16:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋