Mrs. Smythe-Jones was unhappy with the way Mary the maid cleaned. Finding a layer
of dust on the dining room table, she started to castigate the maid.
Mary said, "I'm a better cook than you. I clean house better than you."
"Who told you that?"
"Mr. Smythe-Jones. I'm better in bed than you too."
Mrs. Smythe-Jones sneered and said, "I suppose my husband told you that too."
"No. The gardener!"
2007-01-23
05:56:04
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