2007-01-23 05:51:10 · 33 answers · asked by Gabriel G 3 in Pets ➔ Birds
LOL You're a cruel human being...LOL the people who answer questions about birds here are pretty serious about it. (At least I am.) While I appreciate your humor, or rather Monty Python's humor, these people probably won't...LOL
2007-01-23 05:57:55 · answer #1 · answered by sdkramer76 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I assume you have a receipt for the parrot. Take the bird back to the shop and show them the receipt. If it is a reputable pet store, they will replace the parrot for you. How long did you have the bird before it died?
If they give you a hard time about it, such as/" This isn't the parrot we sold you-you just brought in another dead bird instead", ask to speak to their manager. If the manager doesn't want to help, then you have every right in the world to ask for your money back.
If you don't get satisfaction, you can then proceed to small claims court.
Good luck.
P.S. Don't pay attention to all of the other responses written by schmucks. They're all making fun of a situation that has happened but not to them!
2007-01-23 06:06:12 · answer #2 · answered by vgordon_90 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't buy animals from pet shops. I have never seen or heard of a pet store that sells animals from reputable breeders. Most of them do have numerous animals with health problems. Take your receipt back and get your money back. Then if you still want a parrot, take the money and buy from a reputable breeder, and probably spend less on a better, healthy bird.
2007-01-23 05:59:05 · answer #3 · answered by majolica2002 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I assume he sold you a live parrot but the bird died immediately after? Go right back to the pet store with your receipt - if it's a reputable pet store there is no reason why they wouldn't replace it with a healthy parrot or give you your money back.
2007-01-23 05:54:22 · answer #4 · answered by ginabgood1 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How in the world did you end up leaving the store with a dead parrot?
Take it back and get the health guarantee.
2007-01-23 05:54:24 · answer #5 · answered by PinkDagger 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe . . . . that parrot isn't dead, he's just sleeping.
I hear that you can get a good trade for parrots that vae ceased to be at the Ministry of Silly Walks
2007-01-23 05:57:05 · answer #6 · answered by LX V 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You've been watching Monty Pythons Flying Circus!!
2007-01-24 00:23:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walk in wearing a Mackintosh and say (with a Hungarian accent) "Do you waaaaant...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?".
Actually no that was a tobacconist's shop. Enjoy the cigarettes.
2007-01-23 07:59:45 · answer #8 · answered by Simon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stuff it and mount it on a perch then record you talking and hide it byu the parrot!! Put motion sensor on the tape player!! Ha ha
2007-01-23 05:55:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Did you buy a Norwegian Blue parrot? Because if you did, they are always like that.
2007-01-23 06:02:46 · answer #10 · answered by Jusme 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋