with my dog... she wont give it up anymore...the gog is lawys licking himself, and there is peanut butter on the nightstand when I get home from work.....any advice?
2007-01-23 05:50:25 · 16 answers · asked by Turc 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Get the dog fixed.
2007-01-23 05:53:20 · answer #1 · answered by loryntoo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Next time you climb into bed tell her that the smell of peanut butter is makin you hungry. Look her square in the eye and ask if she has ANY IDEA how much you love peanut butter. Tell her that once you even ate it right from the jar with a spoon, and once it was gone...you licked the spoon for an hour and a half!!!!
Then roll over n start humpin her leg!!!
HeH...Good luck, brother...
2007-01-23 06:14:20 · answer #2 · answered by Soldier 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious? What is wrong with you? What does the dog licking himself have to do with that? Dogs naturally lick themselves all the time. And maybe your wife likes eating peanut butter out of the jar...I don't see anything wrong, but if I am wrong, then you guys need help!!!
2007-01-23 05:56:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can you be sure she is having an affair with the dog just by what you said! Anyway,do you think you give her enough attention for her to go with your dog? or maybe, you should ask the vet!
2007-01-23 06:00:48 · answer #4 · answered by Boo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EWWWWWW
I heard a story like that before
set up a camera in her room
If you catch her, come home early one day and confront her
that is so disgusting
best wishes and good luck
2007-01-23 05:54:06 · answer #5 · answered by silver rain 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get rid of the dog..or the wife
2007-01-23 05:54:05 · answer #6 · answered by Sxoxo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you like peanut butter! ;)
2007-01-23 05:53:32 · answer #7 · answered by iyamacog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
confront her and tell her that you think that she may need help go to a cosolor or something becuse that is worng
2007-01-23 05:54:43 · answer #8 · answered by thegoods 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Face it Dude, she found a better lover.
2007-01-23 05:53:27 · answer #9 · answered by rilindy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My advice is to smell your own farts. It'll help.
2007-01-23 05:53:39 · answer #10 · answered by JB 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋