A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him, and approaches, "Can I help you, sir?"
"Yesssh! Sssshomebody ssshtole my car!" the man replies.
The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasssh at the end of thisssh key!" the man replies, logically, if a bit too literally.
About this time the cop looks down to see that the man's member is being exhibited for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
The man looks down woefully and without missing a beat, moans "OHHH MY GOD . . . they got my girlfriend too!!!"
2007-01-23 05:49:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats a clever joke, well done.
2007-01-23 05:56:25 · answer #1 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! Funny! ROFL! Mad funny! Great one. 10/10!
2007-01-23 06:13:38 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but its a good laugh that one8/10
2007-01-23 06:36:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahhahaahah omg that was sooooo hilarious hahahaha i luved it to death keep em comin
2007-01-23 06:20:27 · answer #4 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke...i wasn't expecting an ending like that...it was funny though....
2007-01-23 05:56:47 · answer #5 · answered by maverick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good , aswell with the wording ! i do that and usa go "whaaaaaaaaaaaatt??"
2007-01-23 06:05:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, took me a minute to get it, but it was funny.
2007-01-23 05:52:56 · answer #7 · answered by CAROL B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good.
2007-01-23 05:53:24 · answer #8 · answered by Answer Schmancer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA!!!! I love it !
2007-01-23 05:53:42 · answer #9 · answered by eyesopen16 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha LOL
2007-01-23 05:52:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋