Three blondes died and are up talking to St.Peter.
He says, “I have one question and if you get it I will let you into heaven.”
He asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?”
She answers, “Oh, that's that one time of the year when our whole family gets together and we eat turkey.”
St. Peter just shakes his head and says to the next blonde, “What is Easter?”
She answers, “Oh, that is the time of year when our family gets together and we all open presents and the fat jolly guy comes down the chimney.”
Again St.Peter just shakes his head. He asks the third blonde, “What is Easter?”
She says, “Oh that's when Christ died and they put him in a tomb and rolled a rock in front of it.”
St. Peter smiles and urges, “Yes... go on...”
The blonde continues, “Then once a year we roll the stone away and he comes out and if he sees his shadow we have six more weeks of winter.”
2007-01-23 05:45:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny............If ya don't have a sense of humor, stay in bed
2007-01-23 05:49:46 · answer #1 · answered by AVENGER 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny, not roll over pissing your pants laughing funny, but haha funny!
2007-01-23 13:50:07 · answer #2 · answered by hotmama3712 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! Thats pretty hilarious
2007-01-23 13:48:59 · answer #3 · answered by casey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a true story, right?
2007-01-23 13:49:01 · answer #4 · answered by Pretending To Work 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Dumb blondes.
2007-01-23 13:48:43 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Mizz Al-Abbady♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES ITS A HOOT!!!! LOVE IT CANT WAIT TO TELL IT!
2007-01-23 13:55:17 · answer #6 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-01-23 13:48:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ehhh... Not really.
2007-01-23 14:05:22 · answer #8 · answered by ~MIMI~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really i dont like religion
2007-01-23 13:48:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha LOL
2007-01-23 13:50:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋