A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing.
The bartender agrees, so the guys pulls out a hamster, who begins dancing and singing "Tuff Enuff" by the Fabulous Thunderbirds.
"That IS amazing!" says the bartender and gives the guy his free beer.
"If I show you something else amazing, will you give me another beer?" The bartender agrees, so the guy pulls out a small piano and a hamster and a frog.
Now the hamster plays the piano while the frog dances and sings "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive.
The bartender, completely wowed, gives him another beer. A man in a suit, who's been watching the entire time, offers to buy the frog for a princely sum, which the man agrees to.
"Are you nuts?" asks the bartender. "You could've made a fortune off that frog."
"Can you keep a secret?" asks the man. "The hamster's a ventriloquist."
2007-01-23 05:44:06 · 14 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another good one cowboy they can only be Irish 10/10
2007-01-23 06:32:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-23 14:48:32 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two lips from the hamster man ! haha
2007-01-23 16:18:50 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, thats funny.
2007-01-25 13:40:52 · answer #4 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe. Very good Clint!!
2007-01-23 13:49:16 · answer #5 · answered by Birdman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Heard it b4 but good joke. It must be the way you tell em'.
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-23 16:09:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-24 06:16:34 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still a cracking joke. Ceeya!!!!
2007-01-23 15:04:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one keep 'em coming
2007-01-23 13:48:55 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol didnt see that coming it was good
2007-01-23 18:57:39 · answer #10 · answered by kimberley123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋