"What's your dad's occupation?" the teacher asked the new student on his first day at school. "He's a magician," the boy replied. "How exciting," said the teacher. "And whats his best trick?" "He's saws people in half," said the lad. "How lovely," she says before asking: "Do you have any siblings?" "Yes," said the boy, "I Have one half brother and two half sisters!"
2007-01-23 05:30:55 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-01-23 05:34:39 · answer #1 · answered by tigerfly 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes this joke is funny i love it wear do you get it from i'm going to have to use this joke one day because it is so funny good job i really like your joke!
2007-01-23 05:37:04 · answer #2 · answered by lil boosie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes thats funny !
2007-01-25 05:41:26 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
people the other half of the brother is the boy!! lol cmon common sense.
2007-01-25 07:36:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Very cute! 8/10!
2007-01-23 06:47:09 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, I liked it, who has the brother's other half?
2007-01-23 05:39:43 · answer #6 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it is a funny joke I liked it
2007-01-23 05:46:45 · answer #7 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where is his other half brother,ha ha very funny joke great
2007-01-23 05:35:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one gemma 744 cute and funny
2007-01-23 06:26:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. A joke I can actually tell the kids.
Oh come on, you all know you'll be telling it at dinner. :-)
2007-01-23 05:47:33 · answer #10 · answered by Pretending To Work 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 7/10
2007-01-23 05:38:01 · answer #11 · answered by Diddley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋