An LMAO joke! Guaranteed roar!?

Question

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her decorating job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out
"green side up!"

In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled
"green side up!"
The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing.

In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled
"green side up!"
The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying a lawn across the street.

Answer 1

Infantile. What if you substituted a racial group for blondes.

Answer 2

There was this blonde who loved to ride horses. She saw this beautiful horse and mounted it. She was riding along till she felt herself slipping off. She tries to grab the main of the horse but cant get a grip. Then she tries to throw her arms around the horses neck but she is still slipping. Then she tries to jump off the horse but her foot gets stuck on the stirrup. so now the horse is riding along dragging the blonde with her head banging the ground. She thought she was going to die till out of nowhere the Wal-Mart greeter came out and unplugged the horse

Answer 3

That's a good one!

Answer 4

more like a roflmao type of joke

Answer 5

haha, i figured it was going to be something like that, after the second time, that was definitely a good one.. thanks for the laugh.. have a good day.. :)

Answer 6

lmao
You slammed that one!
still laughing!

Answer 7

hehe thats really good

Answer 8

I think I pissed myself

Answer 9

a little over hyped...but not bad

Answer 10

i saw that coming