A chicken farmer goes into a local tavern, takes a seat at the bar next to a woman, and orders a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" He turns to her and says, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating," says the woman. "What a coincidence," says the man. They clink glasses and he asks, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "That's great," says the woman. "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I switched cocks," he replies. "What a coincidence," she said.
2007-01-23 05:17:15 · 15 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now that's what i call a good joke very funny some people have no sense of humour, keep them coming.
2007-01-23 05:24:53 · answer #1 · answered by MISSY G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a cracker. people need to get a sense of humour!!!10/10
2007-01-23 07:07:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like they were both on the nest all night !
2007-01-23 08:14:16 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny. 10 outta 10. Ya made me soo laugh...
2007-01-23 05:42:27 · answer #4 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's amazing how that can work wonders
2007-01-23 05:20:09 · answer #5 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
8/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-23 12:53:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe v funny! I like it!
2007-01-23 05:23:55 · answer #7 · answered by good_girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is totally funny
2007-01-23 05:22:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeehee loved it lol
2007-01-23 10:58:55 · answer #9 · answered by kimberley123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny
2007-01-23 05:26:45 · answer #10 · answered by superjohnson 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋