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I Just reached Level 4 today. I'm celebrating with a joke:
15 Ways to be Annoying

1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money.
2) If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call.
3) Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you're a ''spider person.''
4) When attending a movie you've already seen, yell out: ''Don't let him in! He's the killer!''
5. When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often you should walk it.
6) When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: ''I hope I fixed it this time.''
7) Beep when a large person backs up.
8) Look around suspiciously in public and tell onlookers about the ''little men.''
9) Insist on making inanimate objects ''dance''
10) Occasionally talk into your hand in public
11) Carry a duffel bag onto an elevator, wait until it's full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19

2007-01-23 04:39:24 · 19 answers · asked by tuxgal3 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

seconds.
12) When stopped at a traffic light during rush hour, claw desperately at the roof of the car.
13) Insist that someone accompany you to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster.
14) While carpooling, make swervy turns while imitating crash noises.
15) Insist that life is ''one big musical,'' then try to prove your theory by randomly breaking out into song in public.

2007-01-23 04:40:02 · update #1

lol I know Sarah...it's a joke though

Sure, Chico go 4 it...heck of a long shirt though

2007-01-23 05:32:09 · update #2

19 answers

Hey , you're pretty and you're funny ,,, do some more . .

2007-01-23 05:16:27 · answer #1 · answered by JUSS 4 · 1 0

Congrats on level 4!! These were pretty funy! I especially liked 1-4-5-6-10-15!!

2007-01-23 04:49:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Congrats on reaching level 4! I liked those! They were funny!
How bout When in a resturant, insist on getting a Diet Water?

2007-01-23 04:46:50 · answer #3 · answered by ♫cabaret/rckr♫ 2 · 1 0

spectacular. a salesclerk knocked on the door of a house in a clean housing progression and a lady responded the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm promoting the latest innovation in vacuums, that is the astounding little device I actually have considered in a lengthy time period," and with that, he proceeded to promote off on her new carpet a blend of ketchup, salsa, dirt, grape juice, and so on. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum would not clean up that mess, i am going to eat it!" She stated, "do you want a fork?! we've not were given the flexibility on yet!"

2016-12-02 22:53:40 · answer #4 · answered by korniyenko 4 · 0 0

That was pretty funny! ~ Congrats on reaching Level 4!

2007-01-23 04:42:30 · answer #5 · answered by (^_^) 5 · 1 0

congrats on reaching lvl 4, but some of those annoying ways can get you into trouble with the law. oh well, they are funny though.

2007-01-23 04:46:06 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah 4 · 1 0

You mean you're not supposed to do this stuff normally??
Congrats on reaching level 4.

2007-01-23 04:54:13 · answer #7 · answered by Bruce W 1 · 1 0

All of those were real funny and crazy,so here's one for you,1)Walk into a nice size crowd in a Chinese resturant,and yell''THIS IS THE SPOT THAT GOT THAT BOMB @$$ DOG MEAT!!!''Good luck to the next level,''GRASSHOPPA''

2007-01-23 05:08:41 · answer #8 · answered by Da..KINGizHeRe!! 3 · 0 1

Hey you're pretty and funny i'm going to have to use that joke one day i love that girl good job.

2007-01-23 05:26:17 · answer #9 · answered by lil boosie 4 · 1 0

Number 4 would be even funnier if you were at a kid's movie, like "Finding Nemo"... :)

2007-01-23 05:31:29 · answer #10 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1 0

hahahahaha im soo gonna try the goldfish one - thats a good one!!! lol hahah i cant wait to do this!!! thanx for lifting mi day! im home sick today and this made me feel alotttt better. =] thanx!!

2007-01-23 04:45:46 · answer #11 · answered by blank 4 · 2 0

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