He is feral hog. He is from Texas. I met him only once in my life, on
Danube, and since then he is following me everywhere. The Hog is 400 years old.
He gained a pound every year and now his weighs 400 pounds.
He doesn't eat at all. He drinks beer all day.
He can it follow me in the car.
He likes to ride on the front hood. And when I am in the airplane he
rides on the wing.
If anything is missing, the hog did it. If anything is broken, the
Hog did it. And if anyone has any bad luck the Hog is the cause.
How to get rid of it?
2007-01-23 04:17:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
Guys, thanks, you are all so funny, I would not know who to give ten!
I do not drink and never smoke in my life, by the way, so something
among the different line would be more appreciated.
2007-01-23 05:01:03 · update #1
As with all hogs, stop feeding him. Hogs follow the trail of food. If the food was somewhere else that is where he would be.
2007-01-23 04:23:25 · answer #1 · answered by yes_its_me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Generally a lengthy stint in a drug and alcohol treatment unit will solve this problem.. Doesn't mean it will take the first time, you might have to go back like Keith Urban (sorry Linds).
But, eventually most people get that pink hog to confront someone else..
Good luck.
2007-01-23 04:51:18 · answer #2 · answered by Lt. Dan reborn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DRUGS = BAD ... but fun. to get rid of the pig, check into your local detox center. alternatively, you could get a pan....
2007-01-23 10:17:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a divorce?
2007-01-23 04:25:33 · answer #4 · answered by Sorcha 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the IRS.
2016-03-28 22:47:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop taking whatever drugs you are taking.
2007-01-23 04:40:19 · answer #6 · answered by SGT. D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are not talking about Rush???
2007-01-23 04:44:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋