Does it warm God's heart when people drive like they have had a lobodomy?
Or when they have so many obnoxious bumper stickers praising the lord on their rear windshield they can't see behind them?
I'm just curious; these people almost kill me on the road everyday.
2007-01-23 04:13:28 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thanks John - I forgot to spellcheck
2007-01-23 04:18:49 · update #1
Blazin, I misspelled a word, but the ironic part is that you said "because of there isn't such a thing" while making fun of my English.
Hello, pot, this is kettle speaking.....
2007-01-23 04:22:34 · update #2
The closer people are to death, the more they believe in the afterlife. These bad drivers know they will cause a fatal accident some day, so their belief is strong. To increase the chances of survival, they place religious bumper stickers on the rear of their Volvo station wagons for three reasons.
1. They are most likely to cause a rear ender, and hope god will intercede.
2. The stickers will hold the 'crumple zone' together better in an accident, providing even more safety.
3. They need to cover up the 'Gore for President' stickers, which just won't go away.
Bad drivers are not bad people, so don't take it personally. It's hard when they almost kill you everyday, but realize people did not learn to travel at high speeds until recently in evolutionary time. Motor vehicle travel is a recent invention, and on the roads the law of natural selection is at work!
2007-01-23 04:35:20 · answer #1 · answered by Doug G 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus Fish people may or may not be the worse drivers... though I've seen some like you describe. However,I have been nearly killed by people who have stickers like "Support our Troops", "God Bless America", "Canada for Canadians", "My Son's an Honour Student", Vote Richardson for Class President" and so on. Let's all be courteous to each other on the road.
2007-01-23 04:23:20 · answer #2 · answered by M B 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a number of human beings supply their brains to Jesus fairly than their hearts. i've got had comparable problems with drivers with that image (the ixthus) on their motor vehicle. consistent with danger they think of they're being sturdy "Christians" by skill of utilising too sluggish. those i truly dislike are the boastful ones who've a decal that asserts, "no longer suitable, merely forgiven." Or worse, "whilst The Rapture comes, this motor vehicle would be empty." Worst yet: "God is my co-pilot." remarkable, it extremely is why God gave each and every person BRAINS, in order that shall we supply them returned to Him because of the fact we are no longer likely utilising them, besides!
2016-11-26 21:11:19 · answer #3 · answered by kornreich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funniest thing I've seen was Sunday, while I was driving back home from the mall i saw a car that had about 5 or 6 (4" or 5") statutes of the Virgin Mary, Jesus, Joseph and who knows what else glued in the dash board! Funniest thing I've ever seen-- Lol
2007-01-23 04:33:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't know, too busy praying to God they don't crash?
The best car I've ever seen had a "Jesus Fish" and a giant Eric Cartman (from South Park) sticker on the back window. I laughed so hard I almost went off the road.
2007-01-23 04:18:51 · answer #5 · answered by lizmsuart 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would have to say that the reason that the reason is because in all reality Jesus hates being compared and represented by a fish so he totally screws with the people who are driving with them on their cars. That in my opinion is the "Gods honest truth" lol
2007-01-23 04:21:00 · answer #6 · answered by cridec 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hmmm, I have that same theory about Toyota Corollas. I think there is a secret society of Toyota Corolla drivers who solemnly pledge to make everyone late for work each morning.
2007-01-23 04:17:54 · answer #7 · answered by Signilda 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I am one of those people. I like to think I drive as carefully and as safe as I can. I do not want to wreck my car or hurt anyone. But we all have off days and make stupid mistakes. I bet you have never ticked off another driver, huh?
2007-01-23 04:17:06 · answer #8 · answered by Sunspot Baby 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My grandmother always used to say that Catholics were the worst drivers! I have noticed that Catholic church car parks are always more of a shambles than other car parks...
I'm not trying to be offensive to Catholics by the way - I am one, and so is my grandmother.
2007-01-23 04:19:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
I had a pastor once who never put any stickers or fish on his car because he KNEW he was a wild driver!
2007-01-23 04:16:39 · answer #10 · answered by Char 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋