A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."
2007-01-23 03:47:47 · 4 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
lmao hilarious...... wow impressing
2007-01-23 05:41:58 · answer #1 · answered by liz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, that's a good one.
2007-01-23 03:52:40 · answer #2 · answered by krissy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha real nice
2007-01-23 04:22:07 · answer #3 · answered by frantic! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was actually funny
2007-01-23 03:51:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋