Son comes home from school and ask his dad to help him explain the meaning of "in general" and "in fact" for his homework.
The dad: -ok,son!I'll give u an example.(he calls his wife)
-Dear, of someone really ugly offers you £5000 would you sleep with him?
The mum- Hell,yes!£5000 is a lot of money,we'll pay off the credit cards!!!
The dad:- Did you get it now,son?
The boy:- No,dad!
The dad-OK!(calls his daughter)
-Sweety, of someone really ugly offers you £5000 would you sleep with him?
The daughter-Yes,I will!Can you imagine what kind of clothes I will buy for that amount?
The Dad- Did you get it,now ,son?
The boy-No,dad!
The Dad- Listen to me now, IN GENERAL £10000 is a lot of money, but IN FACT, at home we've got two slu*s!!!
2007-01-23 03:41:37 · 18 answers · asked by DEZ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny,LMAO!!!!
2007-01-23 03:47:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, I didn't find it funny. The punch line could be changed a little and it would be funny instead of offensive. I don't think calling women names is that funny and it gives permission for other people to use insulting words, too.
My 4 year old son came up to the table and asked me, "What's a kidney?" I explained as best as I could a short, medical explanation. All the while, he's giggling and elbowing the little boy he was with. He finally stops me and says, "No, Ma" and points to his scuffed legs. His fingers land on his scab covered knees and he says, "This is a kid knee!" He burst out laughing and ran off. I laughed for that one as did everyone else at the table.
2007-01-23 12:07:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Heard version of that before. Kinda mean but funny
2007-01-23 11:53:25 · answer #3 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-01-23 11:45:08 · answer #4 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one before but I love it :-)
2007-01-23 11:50:17 · answer #5 · answered by a.gatenby 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this is on here sooooooo many times, just small variations, but the same joke. not funny anymore
2007-01-23 12:02:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
hahahahaha thats a good one
2007-01-23 12:55:11 · answer #7 · answered by blank 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
heard it before but still very funny thanks for cheering up a long laborious afternoon in the office ;-)
2007-01-23 11:47:23 · answer #8 · answered by deepee 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I dont think that was funny!
2007-01-23 13:06:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
heard it before
2007-01-23 12:04:20 · answer #10 · answered by froggi6106 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sort of not really
2007-01-23 11:48:09 · answer #11 · answered by Crystal Blue 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋