they sat down to eat lunch .The Italian opens his lunchbox ,"Meatballs again!Every day it's meatballs!I can't take much more of this!If I open this lunchbox and see meatballs one more time I'm going to jump!" The Latino opens his lunchbox and looks inside,"I hear you, man!Burritos!Always burritos!If I see burritos in this lunchbox again I'll jump too!" The blond opens his lunchbox ,"I get bologna & cheese! Bologna & cheese!If I have bologna & cheese again I'll jump too!" So the next day they sit down for lunch. The Italian takes one look in his lunchbox and jumps over the side. The Latino looks inside his lunchbox and jumps, too. The blond looks in his lunchbox and he also jumps . At the memorial service, the men's widows get together. "If I had known he didn't want meatballs, I would have made lasagna" the Italian widow cried."If I had known, I would have made tacos" the Latino widow cried .The blond's widow didn't say anything at first."Don't look at me!He made his own lunch."
2007-01-23 03:40:17 · 11 answers · asked by Lori 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That reminded me of my lunch! Damn, I'll jump too!!!
2007-01-23 03:49:37 · answer #1 · answered by snak3s2001 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes I feel for the blondes. Thinking of 3 men jumping off the ledge is really funny u know
2007-01-23 03:48:39 · answer #2 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How would that joke have gone down I wonder had you have decribed the 'blonde guy' as a 'curley black haired guy' You would have been called a racist I think.
2016-05-24 00:56:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It may be old but I hadn't heard it. Good joke.
2007-01-23 04:02:55 · answer #4 · answered by WhatA1derfulWorld 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, ive already heard that one b4...
2007-01-23 03:44:23 · answer #5 · answered by ♫cabaret/rckr♫ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny
maybe they should gave traded lunches sometimes
2007-01-23 03:46:37 · answer #6 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-01-23 03:56:36 · answer #7 · answered by Yankees Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one.
2007-01-23 03:47:05 · answer #8 · answered by sano 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahaha
2007-01-23 04:12:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow.. that's an oldie...
2007-01-23 03:57:30 · answer #10 · answered by Preykill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋