Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Maude: What in the hell is th! at?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of
condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
2007-01-23 03:31:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bwahahahahahah!
a good one, really! I'm starring this one.
2007-01-23 03:57:14 · answer #1 · answered by (^_^) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good actually =)
I don't enjoy Camels unfortunately. I find it a bit dry for my liking
2007-01-23 11:40:25 · answer #2 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. I am trying to keep a straight face.. I am at work, gotta stop reading jokes at work... keep it up
2007-01-23 11:34:44 · answer #3 · answered by This is life! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was on here a couple days ago. still funny
2007-01-23 11:35:33 · answer #4 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2007-01-23 11:35:51 · answer #5 · answered by a.gatenby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great. Good job I say, good job.
2007-01-23 12:00:27 · answer #6 · answered by Bee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god that was so funny my bf wil lose that joke
2007-01-23 11:47:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done! Hahaha!
2007-01-23 11:35:57 · answer #8 · answered by tranquil 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!
thanks a lot!
2007-01-23 11:59:21 · answer #9 · answered by Preykill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but pretty funny. :) Thanks
2007-01-23 11:35:22 · answer #10 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋