A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball."
Man- "That's nice."
Boy- "Want to buy it?"
Man- "No, thanks."
Boy- "My dad's outside."
Man- "OK, how much?"
Boy- "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy- "Dark in here."
Man- "Yes, it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy- "$750."
Man- "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
2007-01-23 03:29:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again.!!!!"
2007-01-23 03:30:03 · update #1
what a corker pmsl 10/10
2007-01-24 06:21:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A BIT like a cream cake,
naughty but nice.
2007-01-23 03:33:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Bless me Father...
2007-01-23 03:33:59 · answer #3 · answered by tranquil 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one.!!!
10/10.!!!
Best of the Day.!!!
2007-01-23 23:21:31 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart kid! 8/10 for this one
2007-01-23 03:37:48 · answer #5 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololololol i give u 8/10!
2007-01-23 03:50:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats your best today chris just brill 10/10
2007-01-23 03:54:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be funnier if the numbers were more realistic, try to knock off a zero.
2007-01-23 03:33:19 · answer #8 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL nice one
2007-01-23 04:07:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey nice one
2007-01-23 03:34:44 · answer #10 · answered by jake1kenobi98 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋