A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.
To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the shxt out of each other. The police get called in to break up the fight.
The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The fight continues in the courtroom until the judge finally brings calm with the use of his gavel, shouting, 'Silence in court!'
The courtroom goes silent and Paddy, the best man, stands up and says,
'Judge, I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened.'
The judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the best man gets the first dance with the bride.
The judge says, 'OK.'
2007-01-23 03:19:37 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
'Well,' said Paddy, 'after I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when all of a sudden the groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the bride an unmerciful kick right between her legs.'
Shocked, the judge instantly responded, 'God, that must have hurt!'
'Hurt?' Paddy replies. 'He broke three of my fingers!'
2007-01-23 03:21:30 · update #1
rico i am irish and i thought it was funny
2007-01-23 03:31:37 · update #2
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
Loved it.!!!
2007-01-23 23:25:12 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-01-24 14:24:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could have been worse with the lights dimmed, good one, bejasus, liked it, now say 10 hail Mary's,
2007-01-23 12:01:32 · answer #3 · answered by amrhappy1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still v funny 10/10
2007-01-23 13:39:07 · answer #4 · answered by Quinn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha brill, Im Irish - I taught It was Limerick though ( still extremely funny ) good stuff
2007-01-23 11:35:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao 10/10
2007-01-23 12:59:51 · answer #6 · answered by Andy S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so thats the meaning of best man birty bugger 10/10
2007-01-23 11:41:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no1: not everyone in Ireland is called paddy!
no 2: thats NOT a typical irish wedding!
no 3: theres no police here..there called Gaurds..!
2007-01-23 13:29:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes like it
2007-01-23 11:30:27 · answer #9 · answered by cliffhanger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe Terrible but funny
2007-01-23 11:23:56 · answer #10 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee!!! So naughty!! Me likes!!
2007-01-23 11:24:09 · answer #11 · answered by Lil Sexy Biker Chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋