One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to
kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little
hxrny.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the
wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, would you give me a
blxwjob?"
Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?
Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
Him (hxrny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just can't"
Him: "I beg you..."
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's
little sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in
a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a
blxwjob.
2007-01-23 03:11:24 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, dad says he can
come down himself and do it. But for God's sake tell him to take
his hand off the intercom!"
2007-01-23 03:13:37 · update #1
and again pmsl 10/10
2007-01-24 06:27:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny because they though every body was sleep and out the blue the little sister come in and said gave him a hzyjob. That was the funnest I read all day.
2007-01-24 01:07:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!! i swear this is from a movie or an advert, im sure iv seen this scene on an advert, except they dont use blxwjob, its just a kiss or something!! Still funny though!
2007-01-23 06:14:36 · answer #3 · answered by vex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha good one - You always have really good jokes- Keep them comin'
2007-01-23 03:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before but it's still very funny!
2007-01-23 03:24:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, love this joke man,ha,ha,ha.
2007-01-23 03:20:46 · answer #6 · answered by ramy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-01-23 03:17:33 · answer #7 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke really brightened up my day.
Thank you.
2007-01-23 03:38:30 · answer #8 · answered by Doodle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its true then walls HAVE ears great 10/10
2007-01-23 03:38:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the build of the joke was beginning to be funny but I don't find dirty jokes dealing with kids funny :(
2007-01-23 03:17:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋