Sorry folks --- this is so good I have to repeat it.
An 80 something year old couple were walking in the country when the man said to his wife ' Do you remember that fence over there? That's the place where we made love up against the fence 55 years ago --- there's the tree where we carved our names'
His wife thought for a moment then said 'I dont suppose you feel like messing about against the fence again --- just for old times sake?'
Well, they had a try and they made love for several hours, with legs, arms and every other bit of their bodies pulsing together.
Finally, the wife says, 'Oh Albert --- that was the best ever --- but we never made love as good or as long as that 55 years ago'
Albert replies panting to catch his breath 'That's right Mary, but the bloody fence wasn't electrified 55 years ago'
2007-01-23 03:08:45 · 9 answers · asked by surdy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny thank for the laugh
2007-01-23 03:35:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Octogenarian doing it for several hours? The tale is too tall to be funny.
2007-01-23 11:24:37 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious darling...Thanks for the smile!
2007-01-23 11:30:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry,not so funny.
2007-01-23 11:22:57 · answer #4 · answered by ramy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, but I am scarred for life now
2007-01-23 11:26:17 · answer #5 · answered by This is life! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-01-23 11:18:31 · answer #6 · answered by evilgrl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee-Hee, very funny!
2007-01-23 11:21:27 · answer #7 · answered by Golden 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I have. It was nice.
2014-01-15 01:11:19 · answer #8 · answered by Rebecca 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAOSH
2007-01-23 11:27:22 · answer #9 · answered by Lil Sexy Biker Chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋