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2007-01-23 03:10:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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2016-11-26 21:01:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I don't know if this counts as a chat-up line, but my friend is really really small. Shes 15 but looks like a 7 year old. Some pervert came up to her and said he had candy in his van, and if she wanted to come in and get some. She told him to F*** off and kicked him in the crotch. The guy was arrested like a week later for trying to get some 5 year old to help look for his kitten.

2007-01-23 03:07:07 · answer #3 · answered by This is it. 2 · 0 1

hi! I like your body.

Hiiiiiiiiii, girly, what is thaaaaaaaaaaat you are eatiiiiiiiiiing, giiiiiiiiiiiive a poor boy a pieeeeeeeeeeece of it....

On a dating site, where I had 5 photos and he - none:

Hi! Send me more photos.

On the street:

Girl! Hey, girl! Eh, girl!

Near a stand of misc small items:

Giiiiiiiiiiirl... Buy me some matches.

2007-01-23 03:19:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That blouse is very becoming, but then again if I was on you I'd be coming too!

Your bodies name must be visa, cause your everywhere I want to be.

You want to go out for pizza and a f#%%,..... What, you dont like pizza!

2007-01-23 03:10:17 · answer #5 · answered by Shmesh 3 · 0 0

If I could rearrange the alphabit, Id put "B" and "J" Together.

If I told you that you have a nice body would you take off your pants and dance around alittle?

This Smell like Cloroform to you?

2007-01-23 03:04:27 · answer #6 · answered by Sara V 1 · 1 1

boi:may i have a picture of you?
girl:why?
boi:so that i can show santa what i want for christmas

do you belive in love at first sight or do u want me to walk by again?

2007-01-23 03:06:04 · answer #7 · answered by D34thd34l3r 3 · 0 0

Theres a ladder in your tights. Mind if I climb it.

2007-01-23 03:04:44 · answer #8 · answered by Bitzer Maloney 3 · 0 0

Are you standing by the bar so some stranger will buy you a drink?

2007-01-23 03:04:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

you must be exhausted because you have been running through my mind all night....come on like that would ever work

2007-01-23 03:05:35 · answer #10 · answered by cowgrl3611 5 · 0 0

"You tired? Because you have been running through my head all night" >:|

"There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you."

"I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated."

2007-01-23 03:05:47 · answer #11 · answered by Charlotte 2 · 0 1

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