I just got to work, and I need something to start the day off with.
2007-01-23 02:59:26 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a white horse fell into a giant mud puddle.
mmh man i was totally entertained by that joke in like 3rd grade
2007-01-23 03:09:13 · answer #1 · answered by Jordan Alexis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two men are out hunting in the woods and the first man has to utinate so he does and he gets bit by a snake on the head of his penis. The second man says don't worry I will go into town and ask my doctor what to do, so he goes into town and asks his doctor. The doctor tells him to make a small cut where the bite is and suck out the poision in the affected area. When man number two returns he is asked from his friend what the doctor said and man number two replied "the doctor said you're gonna die."
2007-01-23 03:25:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Want to hear a dirty joke? A guy fell in the mud.
Want to hear a clean joke? Then he took a bath with bubbles.
Want to hear another dirty joke? Bubbles is the guy next door.
2007-01-23 03:48:45 · answer #3 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your sched. today; 1/23
10:00- Got to work
10:30- Give a b*low-job to anyone
11:00- check yahoo A!
11:30- masturbate at your desk
12:00- Give your boss a b*low-job
12:30- Get lunch
This should get you through the first half of your day, check back if you need anything else.
2007-01-23 03:11:44 · answer #4 · answered by Right_Tonight 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OK here's a dirty joke the boy fell in the mud. here's a clean one he took a bath. ok there once was a blonde who didn't know what the sun was until one day it finally dawned on her.
2007-01-23 03:14:06 · answer #5 · answered by hackstudio 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A hill-billy was eating a sh-it sandwich, he found a piece of hair in it, he got disgusted and threw up!
2007-01-23 03:11:09 · answer #6 · answered by Mehmet Azk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a man states an opinion and there isn't a woman around to hear it, is he still a moron?
2007-01-23 03:03:32 · answer #7 · answered by lunatic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u can teach the staff at work how to speak chinese
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes.......READ OUT LOUD..
1) That is not right.........................................Sum Ting
Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.....................Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP..............................................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man.................................................Dum ***
5) Small Horse................................................Tai Ni Po
Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?...........................Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table......................Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin
Ni
8) I think you need a face lift.........................Chin Tu Fat (my
favorite)
9) It is very dark in here.................................Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet....................Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone............................No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...................................Lei Ying Lo
14) He is cleaning his automobile....................Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive.......................Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great............................................. Fa Kin Su Pah
2007-01-23 20:42:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
call the pion and share ur bed with him today.try doing that to ur boss as well.oh also masturbate at ur desk.if thats not enough.try masterbating with ur boss.while doing that catch his dick and squeeze it as well
2007-01-23 03:02:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Something funny, dirty!" Hope it helped!
2007-01-23 03:02:00 · answer #10 · answered by Starla_C 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋