Signs you drink too much cofee?

Question

You answer the door before people knock.
- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
- You ski uphill.
- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- You chew on other people's fingernails.
- Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
- You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.
- You can jump-start your car without cables.
- Cocaine is a downer.
- You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
- Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
- You don't sweat, you percolate.
- You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
- You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
- You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

- You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
- You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
- Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
- You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
- People get dizzy just watching you.
- You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
- The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.

- Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
- Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
- When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
- You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
- Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
- You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
- You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running.
- You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
- You short out motion detectors.
- You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
- Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
- You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
- You don't tan, you roast.
- You can't even remember your second cup.
- You help your dog chase its tail.
... and finally you write long lists like that...

Answer 1

Hahaha!! LOL funny. Thanks for the entertainment. I could actually relate to a few of those...ok maybe not.

Answer 2

try to find the reason for this shivering... are you are working out in the gym a lot ... this can make your hands tired and then cause shivering our it could be some medical condition like low /High BP .... I am not a doc... but may be if it continues for too long... you should go to a doc.... sometimes when you sleep on your hand... it could get all heavy and behave funnily!

Answer 3

Hahaha....the best is concaine is a downer and you go to the AA meetings for the free coffee...thats great!

Answer 4

Excellent!

Answer 5

thats funny. like david letterman top 10.

Answer 6

(Types using toes) Fabulous!

Answer 7

LMAO good one

Answer 8

These are great! Thanks for the laugh.

Answer 9

squeeeeek!!! :D

Answer 10

I was laughing all the way. thanks for it!!!!