A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again Said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance, and went on her way.
2007-01-23 02:54:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity!
2007-01-23 02:56:14 · update #1
another gd 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-24 07:16:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA thats a strong tale, i really loved interpreting it. truly the Dean had to work out if their tale become authentic and can want to tournament up with one yet another's memories. So i wager the moral become to no longer lie because you not in any respect recognize what issues will upward push up from the aftermath of those lies.
2016-12-02 22:46:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have to tell you this- i am sat in a meeting (v.boring) and was pretending to resaerch a boring idea just thrown up by one of the gals- when i came across this and laughed really loudly- good job i'm the boss they can't tell me off for not concentrating- still i do feel a bit guilty and its all your fault
2007-01-23 03:16:38 · answer #3 · answered by scuba girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey thats great, must change my auto far a manual.
2007-01-23 03:11:14 · answer #4 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldy but goody.
2007-01-23 03:08:28 · answer #5 · answered by Pretending To Work 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first answer should be hahaha hump another cracker chris full marks
2007-01-23 03:11:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a waste! Bummer
2007-01-23 03:02:54 · answer #7 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaha.i should have been in the place of the priest.i would have stopped my car and might have started licking it
2007-01-23 03:13:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol I like this one very good one.
2007-01-23 03:07:25 · answer #9 · answered by bette69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was brilliant made me laugh
2007-01-23 03:00:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋