One day a blonde walks into a car shop. She looks around to see if she can find the perfect car for herself.
She finds a beautiful car with fine leather, but as she bends over to feel it she lets out a fxrt!
She looks around to see if anyone noticed, but as she turns she sees the sales guy is behind her so she askes him "How much is this car"
He replies back "Miss, If you fxrted just by touching the leather you're going to shxt yourself when hear the price!!"
2007-01-23 02:45:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i smiled ,i no u can do better 8/10
2007-01-24 07:12:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
only worth the 2 points sorry mate
2007-01-23 10:55:36 · answer #2 · answered by cherry45uk 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not one of your best, but ok for a rainy day i guess.
2007-01-23 10:52:04 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not my cup of tea but A for effort.
2007-01-23 10:55:55 · answer #4 · answered by Katy W 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not funny, more corny than anything. It is not worth repeating.
2007-01-23 10:52:38 · answer #5 · answered by rosey 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes
2007-01-23 10:53:37 · answer #6 · answered by bette69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Semi-funny. =)
2007-01-23 10:51:47 · answer #7 · answered by xrandomnessx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do blondes fart i thought they just squeaked
2007-01-23 10:57:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-01-23 11:01:46 · answer #9 · answered by zedkay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-01-23 10:52:12 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Just_Me♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋