The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity distributed, and everyone was pleased.
A few weeks later the meeting hall was packed, and the town's people sat fascinated as the hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. The hypnotist began chanting... "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly the hypnotist's fingers slipped and the watch fell to the floor...
"S.h.i.t" said the hypnotist.
It took three weeks to clean up the town hall.
I know, kinda old but I think it is good....
2007-01-23 02:36:15 · 8 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no really, not at all old,in fact it was a great one.i havent heard that one before.keep up the good work and make us laugh more and more every time
2007-01-23 02:49:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was posted this morning. Funny though
2007-01-23 10:39:04 · answer #2 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH wow to funny
2007-01-23 10:40:48 · answer #3 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never heard that one before.. I guess im behind in times.. but it made me laugh! :)
2007-01-23 10:40:23 · answer #4 · answered by 04/12/2008 :) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
neva heard of this joke and its not funny
2007-01-23 10:40:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-23 10:39:02 · answer #6 · answered by s_h_a_r_k_k_y 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwww....but funny.
2007-01-23 10:43:44 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Just_Me♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it...
2007-01-23 11:21:50 · answer #8 · answered by thablaqwidow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋