Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all of your own jars.
2007-01-23 02:29:11 · 8 answers · asked by sprinting_turtle 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Don't forget about writing your name in the snow.
2007-01-23 02:34:09 · answer #1 · answered by Pretending To Work 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but some good points though. 9/10!
2007-01-23 10:32:29 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH you male chauvinist pig, LOL I'm kidding Was funny
2007-01-23 10:36:16 · answer #3 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, the last one's the best!
But good one overall!
2007-01-23 11:28:59 · answer #4 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! Good one! But, I still love being a woman!
2007-01-23 10:32:15 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Just_Me♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good.....thanx for the 2
2007-01-23 10:34:36 · answer #6 · answered by s_h_a_r_k_k_y 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks but still i would like to be a woman.man's life looks too simple. i like adventures.
2007-01-23 10:34:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good...i'd rather be myself..thx..:-)
2007-01-23 10:33:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋