Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness to all.
One afternoon, as was his way, the pastor called on her for a cup of tea. As she made tea the pastor admired the grand old Hammond organ on which she had played many a hymn.A cut glass bowl on top of the organ took his notice and when he examined it he was surprised to see that it was filled with water and, to his astonishment, floating in the water was, of all things, a condom !
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water with its strange floater; finally, he couldn't contain it any longer, ' Miss Beatrice, .... I wonder if you would tell me about this? he said pointing to the bowl.
'Isn't it wonderful' she replied ' I was walking in the park some months ago and I found this little package.The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know, I haven't had the flu all winter
2007-01-23 02:28:29 · 17 answers · asked by surdy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH NO wonder I got pregnant. I didn't understand.
2007-01-23 02:34:49 · answer #1 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a cracker 10/10
2007-01-23 13:11:39 · answer #2 · answered by Andy S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing like an innocent joke these days, lol!
2007-01-23 10:49:11 · answer #3 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was sent to me in an email, but still funny.
2007-01-23 10:33:35 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Just_Me♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!
That is such a great joke. I will be passing that on to friends!!
2007-01-23 10:33:46 · answer #5 · answered by clairelou_lane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet.........hehehe
2007-01-23 10:32:14 · answer #6 · answered by patti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww that was so sweet ...Will we be that naive someday, probably...thanks for the laugh?
2007-01-23 11:06:50 · answer #7 · answered by Tabor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-01-23 10:52:32 · answer #8 · answered by Lovebug123 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Cute
2007-01-23 10:37:57 · answer #9 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a good one
2007-01-23 10:34:11 · answer #10 · answered by styce 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋