What's the funniest joke u ever heard???? :D
2007-01-23 02:24:26 · 4 answers · asked by CupCake 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One is a song, and another is a Michael Jackson joke.
Number 1:
(Sung to the tune of 'I Believe I Can Fly')
♫ I believe I can die, ♫
♫ I got ran over by the Ice Cream guy, ♫
♫ All I wanted was a popsicle, ♫
♫ Instead I ended up in a hospital . . . ♫
Number 2:
Q: What does a television and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.
That's all I got.
2007-01-23 15:51:46 · answer #1 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When Henry Blodget was on CNBC telling viewers that Amazon dot com was worth $1000 a share in early 2000.
2007-01-23 10:35:24 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a woman that works as hard as a man?
Lazy!
2007-01-23 10:50:32 · answer #3 · answered by Lori 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The one that I couldn't stop laughing from!
hahahahaha! I got jokes. Okay, I am bored, so what!?
2007-01-23 10:30:49 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Just_Me♥ 5 · 1⤊ 6⤋