2007-01-23 02:17:25 · 10 answers · asked by ali g 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
1. Open toilet lid;
2. Stick head in toilet;
3. Continue flushing.
2007-01-23 02:22:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I really can't understand every body will pay for his deeds and actions the Good and the bad. How fair do you think God is if he punished Jesus for all people's sins. Does that mean the all christians can sin since Jesus already died for their sins so erased them. not even a mother can be judged for her children.
2007-01-23 12:28:50 · answer #2 · answered by samah a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like you have an abusive father. If you have accepted Jesus into your heart and asked for forgiveness then you will not go to hell. May, I suggest that you try to get help if your parent abuses you, physically. Tell, someone. You need help. Your dad doesn't understand what he is saying. Jesus loves children. pray for help for God's protection. I have already done this for you.
2007-01-23 10:25:30 · answer #3 · answered by angel 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your father is an idiot. And by the sounds of it, a christian idiot. You will find the answers when you are older. Remember to keep an open mind and just because your parents and the preachers are older, does in no way mean they are wiser. Your teachers are probably your best bet for information for now.
2007-01-23 10:25:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you saved? You must be born again to enter the kingdom of heaven. Everyone suffers through things in life and through our "tests" come testimonies. If you have asked Jesus into your heart to forgive your sins, and you live for Him to the best of your ability--then you are certainly not going to hell. However, you do have to forgive those that offend you--no matter how horrible it is.
2007-01-23 10:23:58 · answer #5 · answered by heavnbound 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Your not young - just trying to agitate Christians. It was a funny question though.
2007-01-23 10:49:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's confused. It's he who is going to hell for hitting you.
2007-01-23 10:22:00 · answer #7 · answered by mmlxxviii 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because maybe he sucks at being a father?
2007-01-23 10:47:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny because in an earlier question you refer to your wife...so how old are you really?
2007-01-23 10:22:59 · answer #9 · answered by daisyk 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
because, it's just the christian way.
2007-01-23 10:21:03 · answer #10 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋