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I tried singing " Of All The Women I've Known Before." by Julio and pasting on fake chest hair and wearing my hair like Fabio, but a genuine passion and concern for the other person seems to work better. Anyone for a few verses of " Feelings". Hey, it worked at one time. Now, where is my mood ring?

2007-01-23 01:49:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

Actually, I am the father of two (at least that is what my wife tells me ) and I have been happily married for 16 years. It is called humor, no matter how lame it seems.

2007-01-23 01:56:32 · update #1

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Do you have a leisure suit? Cause those really do it for me. Hair greased back, big gold chain around your neck, shirt open to your navel.....whew! it's getting hot over here!

2007-01-23 02:21:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 0 0

Yeah, being pathetic will sometimes gleam you some action. In a way we women scream for the Alpha male but we don't mind breaking off a little little for the pathetic either just as long as he don't tell anyone.(seriously, a lot more men would possibly get laid more if they didn't open their mouths about having sex with the girl.and was good with wagging their tongue on a spot.)

By the way: You are have a good sense of humor and that helps a lot of shortcomings.

2007-01-23 09:58:12 · answer #2 · answered by calmlikeatimebomb 6 · 1 0

My experience is that being romantic or being sexy are both over-rated.

I will let you in on a secret on what works here in the Midwest. Heat. That's right, heat.

I let the lucky ladies know that I have a 100-watt, dual control, heated mattress pad warming up the ol' love nest. I keep a sales receipt in my wallet so I can prove it to them.

Works almost every time....

2007-01-23 13:46:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

FOR ONE BEING ROMANTIC IS SEXY TO MOST WOMEN. IF YOU HAVE TO GO AS FAR AS MAKING YOURSELF LOOK LIKE SOMEONE ELSE THAN YOU ARE WAY OFF BASE. IF YOU GENUINELY CARE FOR THIS WOMEN AND LET THOSE FEELING BE KNOWN THAN IF INTERESTED SHE WILL LIKELY PLAY ALONG. I THINK A ROMANTIC SETTING ALONG WITH AN ALL OVER SENSUAL MASSAGE WOULD BE A GREAT START TO A LONG NIGHT OF PASSION.

2007-01-23 10:02:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why not both. Being romantic is sexy in itself.
Add Humor to the lot and you might have a very "affectionate" lady on your hands !!

2007-01-23 09:53:48 · answer #5 · answered by GuyNextDoor 4 · 1 0

I think every girl likes being wooed. Flowers and champers works for me or being taken out for a nice meal. I think sexy and romantic is a winning combination. Like the visuals you have given me.

2007-01-23 09:53:44 · answer #6 · answered by Bagpuss 4 · 1 0

The official word for chest or pubic wig is 'merkin'.
If you've been married 16 years you'll appreciate the pic on the linque below.

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2007-01-23 23:22:42 · answer #7 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 0 0

Being a bullsh*t artist only works on bimbos and idiots. Intelligent women prefer real feelings.

2007-01-23 09:53:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

i think both :) you can be sexy and romantic at the same time oooh you sound wonderful ;0) if i werent married id say come here and practice lol ill just blow you a kiss instead ;) xxxx goodluck !

2007-01-23 09:55:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Humour is the best direction for bedroom too I think

2007-01-23 10:09:26 · answer #10 · answered by mikey_mossom 2 · 0 0

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