2007-01-23 01:31:43 · 24 answers · asked by kingkong 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Acouple of new jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. he doesnt seem to be breathing, his eyes have rolled back in his head. His friend gets out his cellphone and calls emergency services. my friend , hes not breathing, I think hes dead. Take it easy ,saidthe operator and have a cadburys caramel
2007-01-23 01:41:27 · update #1
If you mean this joke...dead.
2007-01-23 01:36:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Strange question, One hit wonders from memory,but if its a vote ..alive unless its a question of dignity.
2007-01-23 09:37:51 · answer #2 · answered by maxie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither here nor there. Your joke started with some promise but ended up lame.
2007-01-23 10:52:53 · answer #3 · answered by violeo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I think im alive, but theres no one here to poke me and check! Sorry
2007-01-23 09:37:30 · answer #4 · answered by scragette2000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's probably still alive but he needs to get him medical attention asap!
2007-01-23 09:47:18 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, a dead joke.
2007-01-23 10:16:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alive!!!
2007-01-23 09:36:15 · answer #7 · answered by Jane H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ALIVE? wait i'll check, mmmh! now where is that pulse?
mmm! oops! oh no! ah, mmm! Oh! there it is.
Yup definately alive!
2007-01-23 09:41:15 · answer #8 · answered by steven m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alive oh alive oh
2007-01-23 09:39:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What happened to "That Friday feeling" that is brought on by CRUNCHIE chocolate bars?!!
2007-01-23 09:55:06 · answer #10 · answered by snuffylover4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alive.!!!
2007-01-27 06:42:49 · answer #11 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋