A blonde girl, a brunette and a redhead were each asked "If you were alone in a jungle, what would you carry for protection against the wild animals, asuming you didn't have a gun?"
The redhead said "I would carry a large knife to try to kill or wound the animals."
The brunette replied "I would carry a stout stick to keep the animals away from me."
The blonde answered "I would carry a very large and heavy rock so if i'm attacked I can drop the rock and run away faster."
2007-01-23 01:30:01 · 23 answers · asked by racerman 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one!!LOL
2007-01-23 01:33:52 · answer #1 · answered by Jane H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blonde Jokes I found on other websites:
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I Want to Buy That:
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?:
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Car Accident:
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Question and answer blonde jokes:
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
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2007-01-23 02:15:13 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Just_Me♥ 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe>>>>>>>a funny one>>>>I too love "blonde" jokes!!
Here is some for you from my side:
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: You pick it up pull the pin & throw it back.
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.
Q: Why don't blonds play frisbee?
A: It hurts their teeth.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the fish?
A: She tried to drown it.
2007-01-23 02:20:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 time there was this blonde completly homosexual guy and all he did all day was post jokes that he stole from other websites all day so that people would think he was original and that all of the gay butt sex he was doing was completly fine , just beacuse he could make a stay at home mom chuckle for 2 and 1/2 seconds
2007-01-23 01:35:37 · answer #4 · answered by tom 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow that was a good one!
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
2007-01-23 01:40:04 · answer #5 · answered by Eye of the Beholder 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-23 01:50:48 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes run into a building...neither of them saw it.
-Stephen Wright
2007-01-23 01:51:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
thank you -- i'm suffering interior the direction of the third day of my bout with the flu, and that i do no longer remember any point out of a love tale ... i'm greater in love with the mattress bugs at this component !!
2016-11-01 02:01:37 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is already carrying a heavy rock.......what do you think she has for brains.....?
2007-01-26 09:48:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One for the redheads.........hehehe
2007-01-23 02:34:24 · answer #10 · answered by patti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋