The Amazing Claude was topping the bill.
People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the stage he announced, ' unlike other hypnotists who invite just a few people out of the audience -- I intend to hypnotise each & every member of the audience.
The excitement was electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat, ' I want each and everyone of you to keep your eyes fixed on this watch and let your minds wander'. The watch swayed back & forth as he quietly chanted 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the ....'
The crowd was mesmerised as the watch went back & forth..... hundreds of pairs of eyes followed and followed and followed ... reality slipped away.
Suddenly the watch slipped from Claude's fingers and fell to the floor where it broke into a million pieces.
'Oh s**t' cried Claude.
The theatre had to remain closed for three days to be cleaned
2007-01-23 01:26:03 · 17 answers · asked by surdy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't get it.
2007-01-23 01:32:31 · answer #1 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definite I were hypnotized two times once at a holiday camp and once years later at a function interior the military. ok like you i become skeptical about it and when I went lower than on the holiday camp i become on a level and guffawing at each little thing that become occurring to each body else yet unaware that i become performing some very strange such issues as ingesting an onion and on the properly of the nighttime kissed a guy as if he the position a lady. Even the different guy in touch ought to no longer have self belief that it had got here about to him so there you bypass. and then years later went to a function and the hypnotist had me doing all varieties cuddling a filled elephant speaking in a baby's voice, racing a chair in the time of a dance floor as if it the position a horse and the perfect till very last i turned right into a stripper and become each and each of ways right down to my boxer shorts at the same time as he presented me round with my *** i this woman's face. This become in the front if about 2 hundred human beings concepts. I requested the hypnotist the way it truly works and he reported in the experience that your the type to have a bright mind's eye then it truly works more suitable so i'm a kind of. yet shall we face it is all in interesting there is not any harm executed. And it become all executed interior the perfect feasible flavor.
2016-10-15 23:47:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, Amazing Claude indeed!
*He just made the entire audience poop*
2007-01-23 01:35:01 · answer #3 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't laughed so much in ages. Took me a while to get it but it was funny.
2007-01-23 02:57:52 · answer #4 · answered by Katri-Mills 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats the best joke I have read on here ever!
2007-01-23 01:33:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear he had them in the palm of his hand - then ohh made them s**t themselves! I nearly wet myself laughing!
2007-01-23 10:00:39 · answer #6 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!!!!! Been a while since i laughed like this! Congratulations! LMBBBO!!!!!
2007-01-23 02:01:28 · answer #7 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it. Funny and disgusting, i like it..
2007-01-23 01:37:05 · answer #8 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny i totally didnt see that coming!!
2007-01-23 01:40:11 · answer #9 · answered by Helie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehhhhhh
2007-01-23 01:29:26 · answer #10 · answered by T B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋