eg Rev. David K
2007-01-23 01:24:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You don't acquire it. You earn it by working in the church.
2007-01-23 01:29:12 · answer #1 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There are many schools in the Caribbean where you can but it and many more titles. Here are some examples and their costs and time/special requirements to attain:
Abbot...........$250.00....Slap Lou Costello statue
Bishop.........$400.00.....a chess set
Cantor..........$100.00....Note from your mom
Deacon........$125.00....25 cereal box tops
Eunuch........$100.00....Visit to a nearsighted circumsizer
Friar............$45.00......Former McD's fries vat cook
Gideon.........$25.00......Stashing 100 bibles
Hermit..........FREE.......be an extreme introvert
Idiot (vilage)..FREE.......be a Scientologist
Judge..........$800.00....Frontal Lobotomy for deadpan
Koot............FREE.......See Hermit
Lay Person..$10.00.....Have been laid
Monk..........$35.00.....Have a Tony Shalhoub mask
Nimrod.......$999.00...Have more money than brains
Oprah........$500.00...Instant weight gain/loss
Priest........$170.00...Show a preference for little boys
Queen.......$350.00...Look like Freddy Mercury and flame
Reverend...$850.00...Skilled in use of smoke & mirrors
Satan.........$666.00...Burn off farts without flinching
Thor...........$750.00....Have your own magical hammer
Underdog...$200.00....Look like Wally Cox
Viccar........$375.00....Agree with queen beheadings
Wazoo.......$825.00....Be willing to put finger anywhere
Yhetti.........$175.00....Have a big fur coat and foot-boots
Zorro.........$975.00.....Black clothes and a sword
2007-01-23 01:58:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just call yourself one, or pay someone for one " on line " . Start your own church ! Then you could be boss rev.... , Or , Bishop, Pope perhaps, though that last one has been taken. I'm sure you can think of a suitable title. Good for you. " Rev, Bishop, popey, Boss !"
2007-01-23 01:42:02 · answer #3 · answered by wolfe_tone43 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you do not deserve the reverence, then the title means nothing; but if you deserve the reverence, then title shall not enhance anything in you.Jesus Christ was not revered by Jewish clergy and neither he bothered for that.Your strength is your character not the title.
2007-01-26 23:39:22 · answer #4 · answered by shahinsaifullah2006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A. Be a god-botherer
B. Believe it all without question
C. Get qualified
D. Put aside any reservations you may have
E. Wait for your practising certificate to come through, and then you can tell anybody the wildest rubbish they will ever hear, without a hint of a smile on your face, or irony in your voice, and get away with it
2007-01-23 01:33:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
By becoming a ordained minister, I just became one, it was easy, go to Universal Life Church on-line and apply. They will ordain you, file the papers for you and E-mail you your certificate at no cost to you.
2007-01-23 01:34:03 · answer #6 · answered by Angelz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Universal Life Church
2007-01-23 01:29:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You can do it online. I don't know the url, but people do it all the time. You can legally marry people and everything. It is not as if the job requires any skill, although being a pathological liar is always a plus.
2007-01-23 01:31:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
just ordain yourself, and call yourself Rev. David K, who says someone else must ordain for title, and who is the "someone else" that must ordain you LOL?
2007-01-23 01:33:06 · answer #9 · answered by Courageous Capt. Cat 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I did it online- just google ordain reverend or something!
The reverend coco
2007-01-23 01:31:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋