A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and they had not been seen for 5 days. An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds.
The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they were OK.
"Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love".
The old man replied, "I thought so...would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window...they're choking my ducks!"
2007-01-23 00:43:35 · 5 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, thats HILARIOUS i also love this joke, u got some good jokes just keep them coming.....
2007-01-23 00:47:33 · answer #1 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-23 02:28:51 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol we are going to portugal on our honeymoon and its in the mountains....I will be carefull of animal cruelty..lololol your jookes are truly amazing thank you.
2007-01-23 01:46:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe>>>that's a nice one<>>> thanks for the laugh
2007-01-23 02:27:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL........ thanks for a laugh........
2007-01-23 01:33:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋