A guy spent the day walking around town looking for a job. He finally walked into an adult store. "Do you have any work for me?" he asked the owner.
The owner smiled and responded, "You come as if you have been sent from heaven. I just opened another store and I'm looking for someone to mind this store for me."
"When do I start?" the guy asked.
"Now. I'm leaving for the other store shortly." The owner explained all the ins and outs and then left.
First to enter the store was a Caucasian woman. She walked around and stopped at the dxldo rack. "How much for the white dxldo?"
"Forty dollars," he said.
"How much for the black dxldo?"
"Forty dollars."
"Give me the . . . uh, black one. I've never had a black one before." She paid and left.
2007-01-23 00:09:47 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Soon an African-American woman walked in. She too walked around and stopped at the dxldo rack. "How much for the black dxildo?" she asked.
"Forty dollars."
"How much for the white dxldo?"
"Forty dollars."
After thinking a moment, the woman said, "Give me the . . . uh, white one. I've never had a white one before." She paid and left.
Then a blonde woman walked in. She walked around and stopped at the dxldo rack. "How much for the white dxldo?" she asked.
"Forty dollars."
"How much for the black dxldo?"
"Forty dollars."
"And how much for the checkered one on your counter there?"
"Two hundred dollars."
"Give me . . . uh, the checkered one. I've never had a checkered one before." She paid and left.
Closing time came around and the owner returned. "How was your first day?"
"Great!" the guy responded. "I sold a white and a black dxldo for forty bucks each, and I sold your thermos for 200 bucks
2007-01-23 00:13:35 · update #1
OK I know not my best by any means sorry
2007-01-23 00:53:07 · update #2
wtf is the matter with ppl
good 1 10/10
2007-01-24 06:39:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know the joke you were tring to tell and it is funny as all get out !but it looks like you ran out of space to tell it and by the way it was a Plaid dildo in the original version which make more sense
2007-01-23 08:18:48 · answer #2 · answered by wyzrdofahs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got tired of typing didn't you. Heard it; it wasn't funny enough for me to type it all out either. Oh If you forgot the next one was plaid and cost $160.
2007-01-23 08:18:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow i told you before big and bigger the 2 sizes are 10/10
2007-01-23 10:40:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha um ew
<3
2007-01-23 08:14:54 · answer #5 · answered by Olivia L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny to me. I don't get it and I read it 4 times.
2007-01-23 08:13:41 · answer #6 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope sorry I don't think that is funny. You were doing good with the blonde jokes though.
2007-01-23 08:12:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't give up the day job.
2007-01-23 08:14:08 · answer #8 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant LOL
2007-01-23 08:16:19 · answer #9 · answered by The Alchemist 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
man, ur playin to a tough crowd, it was worth a titter!
2007-01-23 08:21:25 · answer #10 · answered by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
????
woooooosh.... right over my head....
or just not funny at all.
Maybe it is an American thing, so we poor Brits just don't get it...
2007-01-23 08:19:39 · answer #11 · answered by Colin A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋