2007-01-22 23:33:17 · 7 answers · asked by L 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A prostitute came running out of a brothel in london soho and ran straight infront of a bus. Lying on the floor screaming ive gone blind. ive gone blind the paramedics came to her aid. Now what seems to be the problem said one. The prostitute replied ive been hit by that bus and i have gone blind. The paramedic then said to her ive got some fingers up. How many fingers have i got up. The prostitute then replied f...ing hell im paralised aswell
2007-01-25 22:01:23 · answer #1 · answered by PAUL C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am affriaed slitly peeved that i can beat you on that i was waiting ages for a bus and not 2 turned up not 3 5 turned up all at once and i am not kidding, there's a joke for you
2007-01-23 01:45:45 · answer #2 · answered by Kemodo 344™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a very funny parody of The Jam's "Going Underground" that makes fun of the tube. Be warned: it's got some very rude language in it, and isn't for kids.
2007-01-22 23:36:43 · answer #3 · answered by TimmyD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try looking at the timetable....that will make you laugh and if that fails ring them and ask the prices
2007-01-22 23:39:22 · answer #4 · answered by reggie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was standing at a bus stop in North London
a few years ago and I had waited for ages for one to turn up
and do you know....
THREE yes, that's right,
THREE turned up !!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!
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2007-01-22 23:37:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.backingblair.co.uk/london_underground/
2007-01-22 23:35:51 · answer #6 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sucks!! (good enough for you?)
2007-01-22 23:36:04 · answer #7 · answered by A True Gentleman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋