A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. So the man says to his wife, "Your **** is almost as wide as this grill!" She ignores the remark. Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little sausage, you are sadly mistaken."
2007-01-22 23:05:31 · 12 answers · asked by Hmmmmm 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
eh, 3/10 not that great.
2007-01-22 23:19:28 · answer #1 · answered by Timothy C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't like it 2/10
2007-01-23 07:11:30 · answer #2 · answered by Sara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its funny. 7/10
2007-01-23 07:13:35 · answer #3 · answered by thukon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one; 7/10.
2007-01-23 07:31:57 · answer #4 · answered by Mehmet Azk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's okay. 6/10.
2007-01-23 07:10:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know it's just a joke, but I don't find green jokes entertaining
sorry. . .
2007-01-23 07:17:01 · answer #6 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Lol! Great joke!!
2007-01-23 07:09:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute...i guess the moral is "what you say can be used against you" =) lol
2007-01-23 07:13:30 · answer #8 · answered by frantic! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I like it......a funny one........ really a smart woman!...... lmao
2007-01-23 07:24:38 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha - she told him where to stick it that night!!!
2007-01-23 07:31:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋