EVERY BODY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEND ME A RIDDLE THAT DISCRIBE AN ANIMAL .
2007-01-22 22:31:22 · 7 answers · asked by mi_chan_ragnacute 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you call a 500 kilo Gorilla?
Sir!!
2007-01-22 23:06:45 · answer #1 · answered by bejay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.I move my body very slow
No matter where or when I go.
In my hard shell, I always hide
If an enemy should come by.
What am I?
2. I'm long, skinny, and in the past
I lost my legs, but I can still move fast.
I've different sized scales around my body.
My meals are gulped down in one piece - by golly.
What am I?
3. I fly through the air without much sound.
I blend in with the trees where I am found.
My talons are sharp to catch mice that I seek.
I tear their meat with my powerful beak.
What am I?
4. I am a rodent with no tail.
I have partially webbed feet.
I live in South America.
I live near water.
What am I?
5. What`s another name for a macaw carrying an umbrella?
6. Why do birds like to shop at Radio Shack?
7.Why did the Andean Condors have trouble with the baggage inspectors at the airport?
8. Why did the scientist get excited when she found the bobcat?
Answers
1. box turtle 2. anaconda 3. snowy owl 4. capybara,
5. "Polly" unsaturated
6. They like "moulti`" media.
7. They were not allowed any "Carrion".
8. She thought she had found the "missing lynx".
2007-01-22 22:44:38 · answer #2 · answered by Steph_M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What walks on four legs in the morning two in the afternoon and three in the evening?
Man!
Baby's crawl, men walk, old men use a cane
2007-01-22 22:34:20 · answer #3 · answered by Loren H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) Open the door 2) Put the giraffe in 3) Close the door 2) ) Open the door 2) Take out the giraffe 3) Put the elephant in 4) Close the door 3)The giraffe; it was in the fridge
2016-05-24 00:20:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what has 4 Legs, Fur and barks?
A Dog.
2007-01-22 22:43:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Black, not crow: huge not hippo: intelligent, not dog: has tail, not monkey: lot of fun and joy rides, not horse -- what's it!
2007-01-22 22:35:59 · answer #6 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear but fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wuzent fuzzy [ wuz he ]
2007-01-22 22:36:54 · answer #7 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋