New Zealand Learners Driving Test Questions?

Question

Does anyone know where I can get the questions that will be on the learners driving license test? i heard you can get them on the net. it will be grately appreciated as i need to prepare for it soon. thanx

Answer 1

here are the first 5

1) If you have to start your car with a coat hanger you are
a) a tailor
b) a first year panelbeater
c) a car thief
d) a Whakatane lawyor

2) If you get a funny oily smell oil when you start up?
a) your wof ran out 14 years ago
b) you live in Rotorua
c) you are parked outside a fesh en chep shop
d) the remains of last weeks hungi are in the boot

3) What is your name?
a) It wasnt me officer
b) Helen Clarke( I know I have a beard but thats normal for a girl)
c) Harry mungoatinaakiakiranfogoba

4)What side of the road do they drive on at Bondi Beach Sydney?
a) my 18 cousins catch a bus there
b)the paddy wagon usually drives on the right
c)They use one way streets when they drive stolen commodores
d) same as Wellington .... the left side

5)what is your dream car?
a) 1979 Falcon
b) 2007 Mitsubishi UFO Wagon with purple velour interior pom
poms , electric ashtray and full size chest freezer in boot
c) any car with a petrol guage that moves when I turn the key
d) a 1951 Morris Minor with supercharged 451 Chevvy engine

6)Name the quickest route to Palmerston North
a) Via the 2 dollar shops?
b) via the family payment offices?
c) Mary Jones is fastest root once you get there
d) towed behind my uncle's Holden Camira?

hope this helps bro'

Answer 2

You shoud keep on asking on forums like this on the internet and write down all of the answers and take the advice of the most common one - no wonder you struggle. You asked this in only the UK and Ireland section of Yahoo Answers and not the NZ one where you live on exactly the other side of the world. In the UK most right thinking people will see you as a wimp and an idiot who worries far too much about what others might think about you having a go at something and not being able to do it. There will be something that you are good at and can do that those people would fail at or be poor at. No one is good at everything and we all fail at somethings (except for the ones that lead really boring lives and do not have a go) Time to Man UP whatever your gender