Bit dusty but good....?

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Bit dusty but good....?

When the light turned from red to green the novice sky diver jumps out of the plane. He enjoyed the inital experience of being at one with the birds and being able to see the vast lands below him. But when it came time to deploy his parachute the first cord failed, "Phew" he thought "Thank goodness for the reserve shoot" and he began to tug hard at the second bit of string on his harness, but nothing seemed to happen. "This is it, my time is up" he thought as he plummeted towards the ground, but as he was falling, he saw a man coming the other way and he wooshed straight past him. "Excuse me!" Said the sky diver, "Do you know anything about parachutes?" "No" said the man coming the other way, "Do you know anything about repairing gas cookers????".

2007-01-22 22:13:50 · 8 answers · asked by florrie f 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

Florrie - Good one.!!!

2007-01-22 22:18:01 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Good one

2007-01-23 07:52:12 · answer #2 · answered by Cathy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Yep it's a good one

2007-01-23 07:08:46 · answer #3 · answered by bejay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

I haven't read this before. Nice one!!!

2007-01-23 06:20:08 · answer #4 · answered by HopeGrace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

not even a slight giggle.

2007-01-23 06:20:27 · answer #5 · answered by kelly R 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋

hey! good one!

2007-01-23 06:33:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

2007-01-23 06:22:14 · answer #7 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Thanks. I like it.

2007-01-23 06:17:55 · answer #8 · answered by lou b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋